bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

by weave March 21, 2003

POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT

to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.

As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!

by weave November 02, 2003

papa san

one's boyfriend, usu. older.

My papa san is quite the cunnilinguist!

by weave March 22, 2003

NUGGET POUCH

the testicles, the boys, the danglers, the brain, the clackers, bean bag.

My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.

by weave September 01, 2003

SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!

At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.

by weave October 28, 2003

courteous fart

A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.

Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!

by Weave November 23, 2004

PIMP TINTS

Commonly referred to, in today's vast realm of ebonics, as "sunglasses."

Yo! You see dat brolic Mac Daddy bling-blingin' it at duh party not wearing his pimp tints?

by weave August 24, 2003