weave's definitions

FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.

At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.

by weave September 22, 2003

TURNGIDDY

very dizzy as from spinning around

The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.

by weave September 22, 2003

ALAMODALITY

being in vogue, fashionable nature.

The fag was the unequivocal personification of alamodality.

by weave September 22, 2003

LOCUPLETATIVE

having the tendency to enrich by increasing some desirable quality or attribute

I was forced to endure another locupletative sermon about the evils of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

by weave September 22, 2003

LETHIFEROUS

lethal, fatal, deadly

She administered a lethiferous dose of arsenic to his meatloaf. Sumbitch 'toed up' and she glommed all his money and headed for the tall timber.

by weave September 22, 2003

OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by weave September 21, 2003

MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

by weave September 21, 2003