weave's definitions

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

(noun): a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low blow to the testicles

A rochambeau is tantamount to testicular discomfort. She rochambeaued him for being unfaithful to her.

by weave March 16, 2003

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 26, 2003

CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

by weave September 22, 2003

CURPLE

the rump, derriere, buttocks, fundament.

If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!

by weave September 7, 2003

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor

to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.

I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!

by weave March 24, 2003

SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."

When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.

by weave September 1, 2003

PARSLEY PATCH

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

by weave March 27, 2003