weave's definitions

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

homogenized persuasion

a member of the "homogenized persuasion" is gay, homosexual, queer, light in the loafers.

I couldn't believe that Rock Hudson was actually of the homogenized persuasion.

by weave March 18, 2003

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by weave March 16, 2003

GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.

Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.

by weave September 20, 2003

TEN RING

the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.

After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!

by weave July 23, 2003

bustle in your hedgerow

Mad props to Ken Di Cosmo for the definition and clarification.

No example

by weave January 10, 2004

PARBREAK

to puke; toss one's cookies; to perform a technicolor yawn; yak; yuke, vomit.

After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.

by weave September 20, 2003