weave's definitions
Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).
My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!
by weave December 7, 2003
Get the PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGEDmug. a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDEmug. My friend said he wasn't well-endowed, and went on to say it was like a mushroom cap resting on a nugget pouch.
by weave August 31, 2003
Get the NUGGET POUCHmug. (adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.
After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the PHYSAGOGUEmug. Of infinitesimal value, penny ante, small, trivial, unimportant, trifling.
Another term spawned by its repetitive usage in a regional northeastern supermarket chain and coined by one of its store managers.
Another term spawned by its repetitive usage in a regional northeastern supermarket chain and coined by one of its store managers.
by weave July 15, 2003
Get the Nickeldick, adjectivemug. an indescribable object for which one cannot remember the name of due to a brain flatulation, or one doesn't know what to call the object
by weave March 18, 2003
Get the frenigonmug. that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
by weave August 24, 2003
Get the DR. JELLY FINGERSmug.