the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

the consideration or estimation of something as useless or valueless.

My wife's floccinaucinihilipilification
of money was readily apparent. She would just as soon spend it all before I made it.

by weave September 15, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 09, 2003

mama san

one's girlfriend, usu. older

I'd love to shoot some hoops tonite, but I'm going over to mama san's for a little horizontal relaxation.

by weave March 21, 2003

GLORG

to complete, finish, or do the dirty work.

My boss had to glorg and terminate my ass!

by weave September 22, 2003

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 18, 2003

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to be intimidated and back down from somebody; to display cowardice; to chicken out

Yo ass got punked out by that muh-fuh.

by weave March 18, 2003