Definitions by weave

FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.

At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.

FUSTILUG by weave September 22, 2003

TURNGIDDY 

very dizzy as from spinning around

The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.

TURNGIDDY by weave September 22, 2003

ALAMODALITY 

being in vogue, fashionable nature.

The fag was the unequivocal personification of alamodality.

ALAMODALITY by weave September 22, 2003

LOCUPLETATIVE 

having the tendency to enrich by increasing some desirable quality or attribute

I was forced to endure another locupletative sermon about the evils of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

LOCUPLETATIVE by weave September 22, 2003

LETHIFEROUS 

lethal, fatal, deadly

She administered a lethiferous dose of arsenic to his meatloaf. Sumbitch 'toed up' and she glommed all his money and headed for the tall timber.

LETHIFEROUS by weave September 22, 2003

CALLIPYGE 

a person with a great ass.

All the scantily-clad female callipyges at the beach were causing him to pitch a trouser tent.

CALLIPYGE by weave September 21, 2003

MICROPHALLUS 

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

MICROPHALLUS by weave September 21, 2003