Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
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Get the pinch a loaf mug.A wild or stubborn horse. Also, a derogatory term for any standardbred horse commonly run in harness races.
Jay: That jughead trotter was parked on the outside and never had a change at the wire
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!
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Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
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Get the Ham Hater mug.Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
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Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy
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Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
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Get the titty queer mug.In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.
A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin
Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while
Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while
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