wayne's definitions

Karny

there is only one true Karny, who resides in Auckland, New Zealand. He is quite possibly the shortest person to have ever walked this earth.

As well as being short in stature, he is also short in temper, among other things

oh man, Karny is soooooo short!

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

Karny fit

When Karny gets frustrated and throws his arms around his head and/or makes weird noises for a breif period of time.

Look! He's having a Karny-fit!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

kablam

an incredibly sizeable penis

check out his Kablam! its fucking huge!

by Wayne October 1, 2003

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

Rendell

A person that only has a personality when they are wearing a hat, especially a beanie.

Ow, my beautiful face

by Wayne July 19, 2006

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

Melonoma

The disease of having a gigantic head.

that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma

by wayne December 14, 2004