wayne's definitions

butter fuck

The art or act of taking a half of a stick of butter and inserting into the vaginal cavity and applying ones penis in a sharp thrusting motion where as the butter provides the lubrication for hateful sex.
Afterwards the said butter can be used to butter your roommate's toast.

Chef Piere growing tired of his assistants incessant bitching, took her to the walk-in for quick hard butter fucking... doggy style.

by wayne March 27, 2004

SSB

Super Smash Brothers, the best fighting game in history made for the N64. Its sequel, Super Smash Brothers: Melee sucks the penis because GameCube has a retarded controller. Kirby owns the shit in SSB.

I owned you with Donkey Kong GGNORE

by Wayne January 16, 2005

Space Raiders

The best packet of crisps - ever! Available in all shops and should only be purchased in pickled onion flavour - THE ONLY WAY!! =).
Definitely the most popular for us students - because they only cost 10pence a pack :D :D

Student: can I have 100 packets of space raiders please?
Shop keeper: Will you be paying by cash...or cheque?

by wayne December 10, 2003

Rendell

A person that only has a personality when they are wearing a hat, especially a beanie.

Ow, my beautiful face

by Wayne July 19, 2006

autocad

A highly addicting game that occupies vast amounts of time and memory.

I spent all afternoon playing Autocad, and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"

by Wayne January 27, 2004

waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.

Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

Sk8

sk8 is also a shit player who thinks he is as good as fluff3h but he just actually suck's C**K

omg fluff3h your my idol i love you learn me in the way of the fluff !

fluff3h replys all in jew time my young padawan now start sucking BITCH !

by wayne January 24, 2005