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Definitions by wanker

asscock, you like to fondle with men's nuts
2-pac by wanker November 4, 2003
fat old bitch lady who walks around and says "go to the LGRRRR"
fuck the warden is here. i can't do any good shit
warden by wanker September 18, 2003
powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!
You big sick petch
PETCH by wanker April 27, 2003

smack'a'roni 

the same as monney, cash, rupies, chiefs, SMACKS!!
gay1: What do you take for a night bitach!?
gay2: Me love you long time for 100 smack'a'ronies
smack'a'roni by wanker February 20, 2003

self-oral 

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.
I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.
self-oral by Wanker February 10, 2003