wallis and futuna islands's definitions

lea de mae

goddamn hottest pornstar ever she's so hot the goddam is she hot or what just look at her!!!

I beat off to Lea De Mae fourteen times this week, and it's only tuesday!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Urethritis

any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.

it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

by wallis and futuna islands October 1, 2007

dumpypenis

when your penis has been worn out from too much fucking or beating off

man, i can't go out tonight, i have dumpypenis!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

nigger heaven

A book published in 1926, written by Carl Van Vechten, about life during the Harlem Renaissance. The book includes passages written by Langston Hughes for it.

I read 'Nigger Heaven' and it was an o.k. book, I guess.

by wallis and futuna islands July 26, 2007

rectum

hiding place for all my money

man, my rectum is so full of all my money, i have so much money i'm goin to have to get another rectum to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your rectum!

by wallis and futuna islands January 21, 2004

dick nose

used by Monty Python in a movie

hey dick nose

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003