wallis and futuna islands's definitions

happy toilet

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

slod-pocket

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands

man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

scrum

a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools

penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff

by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004

Urethritis

any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.

it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

by wallis and futuna islands October 1, 2007

lea de mae

goddamn hottest pornstar ever she's so hot the goddam is she hot or what just look at her!!!

I beat off to Lea De Mae fourteen times this week, and it's only tuesday!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

I am Ready For Hot Lovin'

this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.

hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003