rectum

hiding place for all my money

man, my rectum is so full of all my money, i have so much money i'm goin to have to get another rectum to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your rectum!

by wallis and futuna islands January 21, 2004

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

FUNNY NEGRO

this is a negro who is the funny funnyiest negro i like the funny negroes

who is the funny negro in your life? is it Laniqua? is it Tyrell? is it te negro on teh block? who is your favoriet funny negro please tell me NOW TELL ME NOW BEFORE I SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!!

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

buttery chick

this is whan a girl is really hot and oily from butter being spread all over her adn the butter should not be salted as her sweat will salty it up for you

hey baby, yor'e pretty buttery. lets' have hot buttery sex

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

happy toilet

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

slod-pocket

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands

man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

wallis and futuna islands

the best islands ever, and lexicographing geniuses at that!

boy, i sure wish i could be the wallis and futuna islands, they rule my world!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003