Pumpkin Tits

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

by Waldo June 15, 2003

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002

Bananalism

When a banana eats another banana

Credits to Joslyn

He just ate him, that’s bananalism

by Waldo July 06, 2018

sidekick

A person whose purpose is to solely stand around a group of amusing individuals and act as though he fits in. see also joe burton

That joe burton is one stupid sidekick. that fuck

by waldo April 26, 2003

jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

by waldo December 05, 2003

skeet

cum , jizz , sperm , man juice , splooge , gg noob

i makea a skeeta ona lindsey
B=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ( . )( . )

by waldo June 19, 2006

azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

by Waldo February 09, 2004