waldo's definitions

ultraspank

1) totally chill
2) having a good sense of style
3) can be used to describe anything good

That chick is totally ultraspank dude.
That new Gucci suit is utraspank.
That was one ultraspankin' ride.

by Waldo March 2, 2003

cock muscle sandwich

a sandwich full of dick

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

by waldo December 4, 2003

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002

skeet

cum , jizz , sperm , man juice , splooge , gg noob

i makea a skeeta ona lindsey
B=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ( . )( . )

by waldo June 19, 2006

azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

by Waldo February 9, 2004

Bananalism

When a banana eats another banana

Credits to Joslyn

He just ate him, that’s bananalism

by Waldo July 5, 2018

Pumpkin Tits

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

by Waldo June 15, 2003