waffle inc.'s definitions

Plus Size Emily

A girl who exchanges sexual favors to get into college or graduate school.

We caught her on her knees blowing the Dean's son. What a Plus Size Emily!!

Not to mention she's also a fatty fatty waffle girl, eww!

by Waffle Inc. July 28, 2009

Chauncy

The plastic cup used for drinks at keg parties, etc. in college

Johnny didn't put Chauncy down the entire night. He didn't want to be without his Chauncy. He was trashed!

by Waffle Inc. July 28, 2009

fatty fatty waffle girl

When a girl is so fat you would need mining equipment to reach her vagina

Damn,emily is a fatty fatty waffle girl!Check out those Thunder thighs..

by waffle inc. July 27, 2009

Kunt

A name you call a douche who whistles, plays world of warcraft,cries after he masterbates,and has long conversations about juice

Kent is such a Kunt...i wish he would go ruin somebody elses day

by waffle inc. July 27, 2009

A Martin

When white streaks of deoderant are all over your shirt

Mikey came in the room, doing a martin, like he doesn't even own a mirror.

by Waffle Inc. July 27, 2009

Waffling

The act of cutting a hole in a waffle then putting a penis through it and having vaginal,anal,or oral sex.

Last night i waffled emily by having vaginal sex through a waffle.Its called Waffling.

by Waffle Inc. July 26, 2009