Ride Friend

An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.

Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know

what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."

by von groovy July 11, 2024

the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

sircumpants

A real sicko adult male who lives his life demanding respect while having obvious cum stains on his pants. Sometimes a teacher.

Sircumpants: When was the Magna Carta signed? Remember to address me as Mr. Johnson, class.
Student 1: I don't know, but you've got some jizz stains on your khakis and it's gross.
Student 2: We're in Kindergarten and your boner is scaring us.

by von groovy June 14, 2017

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 07, 2019

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 05, 2019

creamy pb'nj music

Jam band music. Not awful, but not mildly exciting.

Aaron cranked up some creamy pb'nj music and the party fizzled out.

by von groovy June 09, 2019

renamer

Someone who is not pleased with their birth-name and feels the need to create a new identity that is usually an attempt to make them more cool and unique.

Ben: I saw Adrian the other day and yelled his name from across the street. He didn't turn around. Haps with that?
Luke: Yeah, he changed his name to Bolo. He thinks it makes him sound hardcore.
Ben: It don't. What a renamer! Is that the same thing with Jan wanting us to call him Janice?
Luke: Nope. Janice is transgender now. Or whatever - has always been. I can't keep up!

by von groovy June 22, 2017