von groovy's definitions

socratease

A girl who seductively leads others on with her body and her brain

Anna was a real socratease to almost everyone she met with her sexy shape and her witty ways

by von groovy April 6, 2019

filler fruit

While some people call honeydew or watermelon filler fruit, this means a person. Not a homosexual! This is a person who isn't necessarily desired to hang out with but is selected when a specific number of people are needed for something. NOT pickleball!

As they were figuring out who would be playing each position on the kickball team, Hollee asked who would be left field. Heather laughed and said, "filler fruit Fred!" Hollee smirked and declared, "Heather! You are that bitch!"

by von groovy August 12, 2024

somecomps

A shorter way of describing people who you are "friends" within an online sense only. Your social media companions. You go through your lives together online but not in person.

Jerry: That woman over there is looking at you like she knows you. Do you know her?
Gerry: She looks familiar. (scrolls through phone) Yeah, we're friends online.
Jerry: Do you want to go over and say hi?
Gerry: Nope. She just one of my many somecomps. We don't really hang out in the real world.

by von groovy August 12, 2017

black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

by von groovy June 22, 2022

whyyyyuhhh?!?!?

This term is clearly the sound that people who are asking "why" utter when they want to be annoying. It's awesome as it show's how much they are bothered. Never provide an answer.

Connor: "Okay, so we can't get the tacos and we can't get to the concert. I'm totally broke. I's sorry."
Brooke: whyyyyuhhh?!?!?
Connor: "I just told you. That's all I have. Live with it. Or don't."

by von groovy September 12, 2024