Definitions by von groovy

Show and Tell 

Social Media or the modern way way that people tend to communicate with one another

Cassie quit playing show and tell after her friend's took and posted pics of her passed out drunk on her front lawn

Show and Tell by von groovy March 8, 2019

damp in the pants 

that sweet sensation that starts from sexual stimulation

Max: After all we had in that sexy streak, Sabrina ended it...
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!

damp in the pants by von groovy March 8, 2019

drunk laundry 

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

drunk laundry by von groovy March 8, 2019

the front strange 

The region from Colorado Springs to Fort Collins most call the Front Range, but those who live a bit more of a nonconformist life live in the Front Strange.

Hopped up on hops, chilled on kush, and damp in the pants from some elevation action at Red Rocks, Aaron was loving life on the Front Strange.

the front strange by von groovy March 1, 2019

first birthday cake 

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

first birthday cake by von groovy February 28, 2019

she-fail 

When a female does something normally intended for a male and does not succeed.

Javon: Did you hear about Molly trying out as linebacker for Varsity?
Aaron: Yes! And she-fail!!!

she-fail by von groovy February 21, 2019

post paste 

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

post paste by von groovy February 21, 2019