Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team
Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts
by Vincent February 01, 2005
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crapware

There is much crapware on this PC from too much internet surfing.
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Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
Baltimore: Harm City
by Vincent October 28, 2004
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Battosai

A title for one who is good in any subject, and is better than most, and god-like in the offered subject.Believed to be undefeatable.
Himura Kenshin is the legendary swordsman,Battosai.
Trigun||Battosai is undefeatable in CounterStrike.
HE is the Battosai of the bowling league.
by Vincent December 09, 2004
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hoofta

An exlamation...sorta like "wow"
"Hoofta, that fart is rank."
by vincent March 18, 2004
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Axoid

To engage in anul sex, to axiod is different because the giver (normally male, but can be a female with a dildo ) wears a mask on his/her face.
Boy 1 : "I axiod your mom in the rear last night"
Boy 2 : "I'm going to put on my vest..."
by Vincent April 29, 2004
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f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.
1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.
by Vincent May 16, 2004
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