victor felix's definitions

double-ugly

Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural.

One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.

"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005

visual odor

Someone who looks as if he or she possess a definate and offensive smell, whether or not he or she actually does.

The countless moles covering Damon's body looked like splatters of excrement. The visual odor, needless to say, was overwhelming.

(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)

by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

double-ugly

Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural. One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.

"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005

rhinolingus

The act of sucking on someone else's nose.

Karl was so turned on by Jerry's aquiline Jewish snoot that he just had to suck on it, despite her objections; Jerry was not especially fond of rhinolingus.

by Victor Felix June 28, 2006

courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck

Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

MassArt

Short for Massachusetts College of Art, the second-oldest art school in America (after RISD, or Rhode Island School of Design). Founded in 1873, MassArt is one of the most highly-rated art colleges in the country, and Boston's leading institution of arts-based higher learning. It is also the only publicly-funded art school in America, though sadly that will probably change; out-of-state tuition is already prohibitive.

The famous photographer William Wegman, known to millions for his arty and witty portraits of dogs, was a graduate of MassArt. But he didn't receive much recognition while a student at the famously formal institution.

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005

hanser

An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.

She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.

by Victor Felix July 11, 2006