victor felix's definitions

man-hole

A euphemism with sexual connotations for a gay or bi man's anus and rectum. Synonymous with man-cunt.

Tony was so ached for his man-hole to be probed by penis or finger or tongue — didn't matter which one — that he settled for a fleshy Fenway Frank ® hot-dog until a real wiener came along.

by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

man-cunt

The anus of a male homosexual - a bottom - in the context of sexual penetration.

The term can also be used disparagingly to describe a gay male in the same way that the word "cunt" can be used disparagingly to describe a female of any orientation.

The man-cunt of the luscious young he-whore was much in demand, as many longed to probe his hole.

by Victor Felix September 5, 2005

courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture. A courtesy suck can also refer to a woman who allows someone who's obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as a courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck

1.Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.

by Victor Felix September 27, 2005

shit-shute

In gay pulp porn, a euphemism for a bottom's rectum and colon.

Tony wanted Mickey to fuck him really hard, so he told him "I wanna feel your cock all the way up my shit-shute when you cum."

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

omelet

A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.

Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"

Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"

Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."

by Victor Felix July 22, 2006

coffee-breath

A form of visual odor involving someone who looks as if his or her breath always reeks of stale coffee.

Wide-mouthed sitcom star Valerie Harper has always looked like she's got perpetual coffee-breath.

by Victor Felix September 15, 2005

double-ugly

Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural. One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.

"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005