taco bell

Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.

"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."

by vegasrew April 10, 2007

zoolandlord

Agent for a male model.

I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.

by vegasrew April 16, 2007

bindi

Red dot on an Indian womans forehead that lights up to indicate the Icee/Slurpie/Coffee in her convenience store is ready.

Look, the bindi is lit! Time for Cherry Coke and Curry Icee drinks!

by vegasrew April 10, 2007

gramp stamp

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.

Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.

by vegasrew April 09, 2007

anavar

Steroid popular in female bodybuilding and used by men for fast, lean muscle gain. Does not need to be followed by an anti-estrogen.

Yeah, I put on a quick, lean 15 pounds of muscle stacking HGH and anavar. Too bad my hair all fell out.

by vegasrew April 09, 2007

family wreath

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

by vegasrew April 09, 2007

bubble dancer

Creative was of saying dish washer.

"Tell that bubble dancer to finish the plates before service."

by vegasrew April 10, 2007