Definitions by vegasrew

italian apple 

I created the Italian Apple Martini while working at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Here is how you make one at home...
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno liqueur, 1 1/2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, 3/4 oz Stoli Vanil vodka, 1 splash Rose's lime juice, 1 splash cranberry juice.
Pour all into iced shaker tin, shake until tin is cold to the touch and strain into martini glass. Garnish with lime wheel, and serve.

"I'm tired of drinking beer, I need something good"
"My Spiritual Advisor recommends an Italian Apple martini."

italian apple by vegasrew April 26, 2007

mojito diablo 

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.

"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."

mojito diablo by vegasrew April 26, 2007

zoolandlord 

Agent for a male model.

I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.

zoolandlord by vegasrew April 25, 2007

spiritual advisor 

Another term for bartender.

"Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Apple martini?"
"I dunno, let me consult the Spiritual Advisor on duty."

spiritual advisor by vegasrew April 25, 2007

bindi 

Red dot on an Indian womans forehead that lights up to indicate the Icee/Slurpie/Coffee in her convenience store is ready.

Look, the bindi is lit! Time for Cherry Coke and Curry Icee drinks!

bindi by vegasrew April 15, 2007

bubble dancer 

Creative was of saying dish washer.

"Tell that bubble dancer to finish the plates before service."

bubble dancer by vegasrew April 15, 2007

taco bell

Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.

"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."

taco bell by vegasrew April 15, 2007