28 definitions by vanilla g-lotto

A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers.

Or: an individual call received.
political consultant says... We need to record a celebrity robocall, provision it, and hit our base at least ten weeks before early voting.

voter says... Damn, I came home to seven robocalls on my answering machine. And nothing from Match.com.
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
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(Adj., Adv.)

At the office location of another person or organization.

Contrast to:
- remote (adj)
- off-site (adj)
- offsite (noun)
- telecommute, dial in (verb)
We're planning an on-site meeting with the client. (The meeting is at the client's office.)

She can fix most server problems remotely, but she'll have to go on-site for this one. (The person will be at the physical location of the server.)

I work on-site three days a week. (I am at the main workplace when I do the work.)
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
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This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
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Magnetic tape - the big thick stuff they used in the 1960s for data storage, and some poor sods are still using today. Also used in an analog audio studio.
by vanilla g-lotto December 29, 2005
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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 22, 2004
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A bar for mixing drinks that has a sink with running water.
My swank bachelor pad has a hot tub and wet bar.
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
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Specification. (abbreviation, usually technical)
software spec
technical spec
product spec
high-level spec
detailed spec
by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004
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