Vallada's definitions

nut'ner

You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)

"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."

by vallada November 16, 2009

double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.

- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"

by vallada November 25, 2009

Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.

-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."

by vallada November 4, 2009

Indian Job

Receiving a friction burn usually associated by rubbing the arm with both hands in opposite directions, but done to a male erection during a hand job.

-"Damn dude, my girl was givin' me a hand job and her hands where like sand paper, my dick feels like it's on fire!"

-"Sounds like she gave you an Indian Job."

by Vallada March 3, 2009

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dynamite
used in msn. no particular reson but looks funny

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by vallada November 16, 2009

Gran-Bot

An old women who rides a motorized chair or scooter or rascal.

My Grandma has evolved to Gran-Bot with the arrival of her new power chair.

by vallada October 14, 2010

Mental Limp

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.

I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.

by vallada August 16, 2010