Vallada's definitions

I'm just sayin'

The irrefutable way to diffuse any situation. Saying "I'm just sayin'" is to be used immediately after a burn, or after a distasteful opinion is given. There is no response to "I'm just sayin'," that cant be followed up with another "I'm just sayin'"

with the proper use of this tool, it is possible to deliver a rude comment or burn and have it bounce off simply as an opinion disguised as an objective opinion, and who can argue with you over an opinion that you dont apparently support.

-" Hey man, Stacey didn't call me last night, I think she was with another guy."
- " Well remember the way she was in high school? she was a huge slut."
-"DUDE!!! Thats my fiancé!"
- " I know, I'm just sayin'"
- " Well ok, but she's not a slut anymore."
-" I'm just sayin.'"

by vallada November 24, 2009

nut'ner

You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)

"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."

by vallada November 16, 2009

Indian Job

Receiving a friction burn usually associated by rubbing the arm with both hands in opposite directions, but done to a male erection during a hand job.

-"Damn dude, my girl was givin' me a hand job and her hands where like sand paper, my dick feels like it's on fire!"

-"Sounds like she gave you an Indian Job."

by Vallada March 3, 2009

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dynamite
used in msn. no particular reson but looks funny

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by vallada November 16, 2009

Buffalo Wingman

The friend you bring along to bars specifically to distract the over protective fat chick while you get with the hot girl. He comes with because he is either attracted to fatties, or has no self esteem.

Sounds like you need a Buffalo Wingman, call Danny.

by vallada September 10, 2010

The Peacock

The sexual favor where the handle of a large feather duster is shoved up the ass resembling a peacock

When my wife role plays as a naughty maid, i give her the peacock."

by Vallada March 3, 2009

Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.

-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."

by vallada November 4, 2009