Gran-Bot

An old women who rides a motorized chair or scooter or rascal.
My Grandma has evolved to Gran-Bot with the arrival of her new power chair.
by vallada October 14, 2010
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Mental Limp

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.
I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.
by vallada August 16, 2010
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I'm just sayin'

The irrefutable way to diffuse any situation. Saying "I'm just sayin'" is to be used immediately after a burn, or after a distasteful opinion is given. There is no response to "I'm just sayin'," that cant be followed up with another "I'm just sayin'"

with the proper use of this tool, it is possible to deliver a rude comment or burn and have it bounce off simply as an opinion disguised as an objective opinion, and who can argue with you over an opinion that you dont apparently support.
-" Hey man, Stacey didn't call me last night, I think she was with another guy."
- " Well remember the way she was in high school? she was a huge slut."
-"DUDE!!! Thats my fiancé!"
- " I know, I'm just sayin'"
- " Well ok, but she's not a slut anymore."
-" I'm just sayin.'"
by vallada November 24, 2009
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Orchery

The place you go to practice shooting apples off of people heads. a combination of the words orchard + archery.
practicing at an orchery is highly recommended before actually trying to shoot an apple of a live persons head
The orchery offers many different size apples, for novices and those with experience. for all your apple marksman needs.
by vallada September 11, 2010
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The Peacock

The sexual favor where the handle of a large feather duster is shoved up the ass resembling a peacock
When my wife role plays as a naughty maid, i give her the peacock."
by Vallada March 03, 2009
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