vallada's definitions

shank

believe it or not, in the province of New Brunswick, shank does not mean stab in prison slang, it means to de-pant someone, or pants someone. imagine my surprise when i heard the soccer team was shanking all the freshmans. this is surprisingly a very widely used and understodd term

-(first person)"dude im gonna shank you in front of your girlf friend"

-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."

-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."

by vallada November 16, 2009

Buffalo Wingman

The friend you bring along to bars specifically to distract the over protective fat chick while you get with the hot girl. He comes with because he is either attracted to fatties, or has no self esteem.

Sounds like you need a Buffalo Wingman, call Danny.

by vallada September 10, 2010

nut'ner

You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)

"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."

by vallada November 16, 2009

Orchery

The place you go to practice shooting apples off of people heads. a combination of the words orchard + archery.
practicing at an orchery is highly recommended before actually trying to shoot an apple of a live persons head

The orchery offers many different size apples, for novices and those with experience. for all your apple marksman needs.

by vallada September 11, 2010

The Peacock

The sexual favor where the handle of a large feather duster is shoved up the ass resembling a peacock

When my wife role plays as a naughty maid, i give her the peacock."

by Vallada March 3, 2009