uwanttruthitellz's definitions

Rap-ed

Pronounced- wrap-'ead.

Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.

Man 1- And the thing with the theory of evolution is--
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Debby 'Oward.

An unfathomable, incomprehensable, rhetorical exclamation that can be applied to ANYTHING.

Woman- I can't believe it... Six thousand people dead.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...

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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!

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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

greeb

An awkward, possibly academic person, with no social skills to speak of. A leach who sucks any enjoyment or craziness from a situation. Someone who takes pride in mundande aspects of life and work that no-one else cares about. Anal. Pathetic.

Rick- Arite Kenneth, what're you so happy about?
Kenneth- I just finished Colour Coding my school books in individual files! Every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
Rick- Goddamit Kenneth, you're such a greeb!

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

myn

A retorical Welsh exclamation, akin to "Gosh" "goddamit" or "man".

Son- I'm not going to school today mami.
Mother- Oh god what's wrong now, myn?!

by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

buzzard

Any object, visual, sensual or stimulating of any other sense that holds the characteristics appertaining of Buzzardace.
A disgusting object or situation.

Buzzard Things-
Incest.
Bad Smells.
Mold.
Some people.
Illuminous Orange.
Chavs.
Piercings.
Text Speak.

Buzzard Situations-

Professor Heinrich- And the thing that perplexed me the most about the intriuge of the deciduous deux ex machina was the exquisite irony of a dodecahedronal mammal surmounted off its homo-sapien cousin of submission and shameful ridicule by its society's peers.
Rick the stoner- ...Yeah, I know, it's buzzard.

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Kelly- I wouldn't drink out of that glass, my brother just farted in it.
Jenny- Buzzard!

by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

Audiogasm

A point where audio stimulation reaches such an intense level that the brain rewards the body with an orgasm in the ear.

An audiogasm can be achieved when-

1. A girl is talking extremely dirty to a male on the phone.

2. Listening to a solo from the guitar of any of these guitarists- Jimi Hendrix, Sinister Gates, Carlos Santana, John Frusciante, Hermon Lee, Johnny Greenwood.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Heyzeus

What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.

Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.

by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009