Woman- I can't believe it... Six thousand people dead.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...
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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!
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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...
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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!
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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.
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Get the Debby 'Oward. mug.An awkward, possibly academic person, with no social skills to speak of. A leach who sucks any enjoyment or craziness from a situation. Someone who takes pride in mundande aspects of life and work that no-one else cares about. Anal. Pathetic.
Rick- Arite Kenneth, what're you so happy about?
Kenneth- I just finished Colour Coding my school books in individual files! Every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
Rick- Goddamit Kenneth, you're such a greeb!
Kenneth- I just finished Colour Coding my school books in individual files! Every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
Rick- Goddamit Kenneth, you're such a greeb!
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Bloke- Hey, say, did you see that Peter Griffin?
Other Bloke- What, Jesus' cousin?
Bloke- Yeah.
Other Bloke- Yeah, I did.
Other Bloke- What, Jesus' cousin?
Bloke- Yeah.
Other Bloke- Yeah, I did.
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Get the Peter Griffin mug.The result of failed contraception in Britain, France, Spain and Africa's incestual love affair orgy which created a life-form as flawed and corrupt as all of the participant's put together.
They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
Mother 1- Can I see a picture of your eldest.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.
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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.
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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
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Get the America mug.What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.
Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.
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Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.
Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.
Man 1- And the thing with the theory of evolution is--
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.
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Get the Rap-ed mug.A point where audio stimulation reaches such an intense level that the brain rewards the body with an orgasm in the ear.
An audiogasm can be achieved when-
1. A girl is talking extremely dirty to a male on the phone.
2. Listening to a solo from the guitar of any of these guitarists- Jimi Hendrix, Sinister Gates, Carlos Santana, John Frusciante, Hermon Lee, Johnny Greenwood.
1. A girl is talking extremely dirty to a male on the phone.
2. Listening to a solo from the guitar of any of these guitarists- Jimi Hendrix, Sinister Gates, Carlos Santana, John Frusciante, Hermon Lee, Johnny Greenwood.
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