uwanttruthitellz's definitions
Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the Osianmug. Guy 1- I'm pretty sure that rapper up there has more chins than he has rhymes.
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the M.C Donaldsmug. A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the selectively permeable membranemug. If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Triple placebo pneumatic bypassmug. Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
Get the drug fuelled sex heart attackmug. A word you feel compelled to shout whenever you and a large gathering of people are about to do something ridiculous and impulsive.
Shouting "For Gondor" makes the stupid act seem meaningful and awesome. This phenomena often occurs when under the influence of alcahol or cannabis.
Shouting "For Gondor" makes the stupid act seem meaningful and awesome. This phenomena often occurs when under the influence of alcahol or cannabis.
Aran- You sure you want to go down the slip-road in these trollies?
Pot-head- Come on guys- FOR GONDOR!!!
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Rita- He just won't listen to me, I don't know what to do!
Derek- What would Gondor do?! Huh?!
Rita-... Gondor would find a way.
Derek- Exactly.
Pot-head- Come on guys- FOR GONDOR!!!
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Rita- He just won't listen to me, I don't know what to do!
Derek- What would Gondor do?! Huh?!
Rita-... Gondor would find a way.
Derek- Exactly.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the Gondormug. A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.
In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".
Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".
Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."
A terrible, terrible band.
In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".
Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".
Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."
A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the blow jobmug.