Definitions by uwanttruthitellz

Heyzeus 

What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.

Mere Mortal- Hey Zeus!
Zeus- What did you say?!
Mere Mortal- U-urm, I meant urm... Heyzeus !
Zeus- That's more like it... Meh I'll kill you anyway.

Heyzeus by uwanttruthitellz August 24, 2009

Flafro 

A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.

Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!

Flafro by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009

drug fuelled sex heart attack 

The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.

Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.

drug fuelled sex heart attack by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009

oob 

The anonym of the word newb.

An annoying person who is so experienced at a game/activity that they become enfuriating to play with or against.

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Gamer 1- Goddamnit that level 70 Paladin just killed me three times in a row!
Gamer 2- Fucking Oobs...

oob by uwanttruthitellz July 26, 2009

Lotrgasm 

An orgasm achieved while watching epic moments of lord of the rings.
Several moments in this film often trigger a lotrgasm, more prominently in Cinema showings.

Examples of instances when lotrgasms can be achieved-

-When Aragon slays Lurts.
-When the Rohirim charge against the Uruk-Hai in Helm's Deep.
-When The Rohirim charge the legions of Mordoor on Pelenor fields.
- When Samwise defeats Shelob.
- When Smeogol defeats Golem in a battle of the mind.

Lotrgasm by uwanttruthitellz May 11, 2009

Idiotom 

1. An idiom used by an idiot.
2. An idiotic idiom.

Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"

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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."

Idiotom by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Munging 

To Mung- to skip school or lessons.

Schoolgirl 1- Are you munging next lesson?
Schoolgirl 2- what've we got?
Schoolgirl 1- Maths.
Schoolgirl 2- Hell yeah!

Munging by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009