Definitions by uwanttruthitellz
buzzard
Any object, visual, sensual or stimulating of any other sense that holds the characteristics appertaining of Buzzardace.
A disgusting object or situation.
A disgusting object or situation.
Buzzard Things-
Incest.
Bad Smells.
Mold.
Some people.
Illuminous Orange.
Chavs.
Piercings.
Text Speak.
Buzzard Situations-
Professor Heinrich- And the thing that perplexed me the most about the intriuge of the deciduous deux ex machina was the exquisite irony of a dodecahedronal mammal surmounted off its homo-sapien cousin of submission and shameful ridicule by its society's peers.
Rick the stoner- ...Yeah, I know, it's buzzard.
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Kelly- I wouldn't drink out of that glass, my brother just farted in it.
Jenny- Buzzard!
Incest.
Bad Smells.
Mold.
Some people.
Illuminous Orange.
Chavs.
Piercings.
Text Speak.
Buzzard Situations-
Professor Heinrich- And the thing that perplexed me the most about the intriuge of the deciduous deux ex machina was the exquisite irony of a dodecahedronal mammal surmounted off its homo-sapien cousin of submission and shameful ridicule by its society's peers.
Rick the stoner- ...Yeah, I know, it's buzzard.
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Kelly- I wouldn't drink out of that glass, my brother just farted in it.
Jenny- Buzzard!
buzzard by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
selectively permeable membrane
A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
selectively permeable membrane by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
myn
myn by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
America
The result of failed contraception in Britain, France, Spain and Africa's incestual love affair orgy which created a life-form as flawed and corrupt as all of the participant's put together.
They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
Mother 1- Can I see a picture of your eldest.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.
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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.
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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
America by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009