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America

The result of failed contraception in Britain, France, Spain and Africa's incestual love affair orgy which created a life-form as flawed and corrupt as all of the participant's put together.

They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
Mother 1- Can I see a picture of your eldest.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.

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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
mugGet the Americamug.

Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
mugGet the Auto-Wankmug.

Shi-tween-to

Old Japanese Phrase.

It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."

Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
Japanese factory owner- Oh my god! This is the worst day of my life! My whole buisness is gone! All that work wasted.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
mugGet the Shi-tween-tomug.

Munging

To Mung- to skip school or lessons.
Schoolgirl 1- Are you munging next lesson?
Schoolgirl 2- what've we got?
Schoolgirl 1- Maths.
Schoolgirl 2- Hell yeah!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
mugGet the Mungingmug.

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