Osian

Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.

A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.

Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!

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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?

Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.

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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!

by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009

churg

A penis with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.

Ed- Did you end up getting with Helen last night?
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!

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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.

by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009

Debby 'Oward.

An unfathomable, incomprehensable, rhetorical exclamation that can be applied to ANYTHING.

Woman- I can't believe it... Six thousand people dead.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...

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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!

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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Peter Griffin

Jesus' cousin.

Bloke- Hey, say, did you see that Peter Griffin?
Other Bloke- What, Jesus' cousin?
Bloke- Yeah.
Other Bloke- Yeah, I did.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009