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Definitions by uwanttruthitellz

Debby 'Oward. 

An unfathomable, incomprehensable, rhetorical exclamation that can be applied to ANYTHING.
Woman- I can't believe it... Six thousand people dead.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...

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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!

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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.

Audiogasm 

A point where audio stimulation reaches such an intense level that the brain rewards the body with an orgasm in the ear.
An audiogasm can be achieved when-

1. A girl is talking extremely dirty to a male on the phone.

2. Listening to a solo from the guitar of any of these guitarists- Jimi Hendrix, Sinister Gates, Carlos Santana, John Frusciante, Hermon Lee, Johnny Greenwood.

cut down 

The act of bringing a person down with a short, nasty twist on words when they are excited or proud of themselves.
Also, patronizing someone into submission is another technique in cutting-down.
Guy 1- Oh my God, this is the best thing ever! Liste--
Guy 2- Oh! Is it?! IS IT YEAH?! *turns away*

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Male Doctor- No, I'm serious, my incision- you wouldn't believe how small it was!
Female Doctor- Yeah that's what she said. *walks away* Cut down!
Male Doctor- Hey!... Shut up.
cut down by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Shi-tween-to 

Old Japanese Phrase.

It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."

Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
Japanese factory owner- Oh my god! This is the worst day of my life! My whole buisness is gone! All that work wasted.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
Pronounced- wrap-'ead.

Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.
Man 1- And the thing with the theory of evolution is--
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.
Rap-ed by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

M.C Donalds 

A very fat M.C. Master of Ceremonies (Rapper)
Guy 1- I'm pretty sure that rapper up there has more chins than he has rhymes.
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
An awkward, possibly academic person, with no social skills to speak of. A leach who sucks any enjoyment or craziness from a situation. Someone who takes pride in mundande aspects of life and work that no-one else cares about. Anal. Pathetic.
Rick- Arite Kenneth, what're you so happy about?
Kenneth- I just finished Colour Coding my school books in individual files! Every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
Rick- Goddamit Kenneth, you're such a greeb!
greeb by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009