Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Old Japanese Phrase.
It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."
Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
It means "Shit between your toes." and is used in context of "It can't be worse than having shit between your toes."
Was first used after the first and greatest emperor of Japan walked into the Celestial Garden, forgetting about God's dog; Amaretsu, and it's enormous shit piles.
Japanese factory owner- Oh my god! This is the worst day of my life! My whole buisness is gone! All that work wasted.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
Japanese factory worker- At least no Shi-tween-to, huh?
Japanese factory owner-... Hm, yeah, I guess not.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009

The anonym of the word newb.
An annoying person who is so experienced at a game/activity that they become enfuriating to play with or against.
An annoying person who is so experienced at a game/activity that they become enfuriating to play with or against.
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Gamer 1- Goddamnit that level 70 Paladin just killed me three times in a row!
Gamer 2- Fucking Oobs...
Gamer 1- Goddamnit that level 70 Paladin just killed me three times in a row!
Gamer 2- Fucking Oobs...
by uwanttruthitellz July 26, 2009

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

by uwanttruthitellz May 09, 2009

A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.
Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
by uwanttruthitellz August 08, 2009
