uwanttruthitellz's definitions
A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Auto-Wankmug. Woman- I can't believe it... Six thousand people dead.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...
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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!
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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.
Teenager- Debby 'Oward...
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Teenager 1- Wow... Just wow! Look at that ass!
Teenager 2- Debby 'Oward!!!
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Girlfriend- Sometimes when I look up at all those stars I think...
Boyfriend- I know.
Girlfriend- What?
Boyfriend- Debby 'Oward.
Girlfriend- Exactly.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Debby 'Oward.mug. A word you feel compelled to shout whenever you and a large gathering of people are about to do something ridiculous and impulsive.
Shouting "For Gondor" makes the stupid act seem meaningful and awesome. This phenomena often occurs when under the influence of alcahol or cannabis.
Shouting "For Gondor" makes the stupid act seem meaningful and awesome. This phenomena often occurs when under the influence of alcahol or cannabis.
Aran- You sure you want to go down the slip-road in these trollies?
Pot-head- Come on guys- FOR GONDOR!!!
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Rita- He just won't listen to me, I don't know what to do!
Derek- What would Gondor do?! Huh?!
Rita-... Gondor would find a way.
Derek- Exactly.
Pot-head- Come on guys- FOR GONDOR!!!
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Rita- He just won't listen to me, I don't know what to do!
Derek- What would Gondor do?! Huh?!
Rita-... Gondor would find a way.
Derek- Exactly.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the Gondormug. Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
Get the drug fuelled sex heart attackmug. If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.
This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Triple placebo pneumatic bypassmug. Pronounced- wrap-'ead.
Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.
Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.
Man 1- And the thing with the theory of evolution is--
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Rap-edmug. The result of failed contraception in Britain, France, Spain and Africa's incestual love affair orgy which created a life-form as flawed and corrupt as all of the participant's put together.
They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
They called it America and left it to verment for a while when it started crying. It eventually got really fat, ugly, thin, beautiful, liberal, extreme, god-fearing and atheistically-insane all at the same time.
Mother 1- Can I see a picture of your eldest.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.
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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
Mother 2- (Embarassed) Ok.
Mother 1- Wow... she is sure a...
Mother 2- Yep, she's an America.
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Lukey English- I'm off to America then, Dad.
Jake English- Be careful, son. You could become a God-fearing super rich movie star or become a father to your sister's mother's uncle's baby in a caravan park in new jersey by the flip of a coin.
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the Americamug.