Urban Dictionary: Definitions by uttam maharjan

parvenience

state of being a parvenu. Its adjectival form is parvenient.

He has just attained his parvenience (= He has just become a parvenu).

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relating to or resembling a partridge.

The pheasant is a perdicine bird.

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sweet nothings uttered during sex. From sex + (sweet) nothings.

The wife is fond of her hubby's sex nothings.

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something, e.g. a cock, a dildo, a finger or a stick, that is inserted into the vagina. It would especially denote a penis.

The girl is frightened of vaginers.

vaginer by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

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to ejaculate into the air lying on the back. May also be spelled 'hijack off'.

The nerd likes to highjack off, always.

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to accidentally cause stool to come out while jacking off. Also spelled 'jackpoop'.

While masturbating, the guy ended up jackpooing to his own disgust.

jackpoo by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

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to jack off into the air lying in a supine position. Also spelled 'hijaculate'.

The boy is learning how to highjaculate.

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