urbanr0cker's definitions
1). A term used to describe Americas uncanny ability to forget things that happened in the near past. Americans are known to make enemies of countries and people who were allies yesterday because "we" quickly forget.
The United States of Amnesia forgot that WE supplied Saddam Hussein with most of his weapons...we called him part of the Axis of Evil and tried to kill him for possibly using them...on US.
As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
Get the United States of Amnesiamug. A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.
Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.
A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...
Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.
A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...
Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?
Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.
Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!
Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.
Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
Get the Spank bankmug. When the presence of a girlfriend (either real of fictitious) is introduced by a male during a conversation with a female it is considered dropping a "girlfriend bomb." This is typically done to deter further or perceived pursuit of the male by the female. Either the guy finds the girl he's chatting with unattractive and fears she may be interested in him. Or he's intimidated by her. Thus, he needs to make her aware of "competition", that's he's desirable and taken or that he is *NOT* desperate.
It's basically saying "Hey look...someone likes me OTHER than you!"
It's basically saying "Hey look...someone likes me OTHER than you!"
(girl and guy casually chatting about nothing...)
Girl: yeah, so that's when i decided i wanted to see Iron Man.
Guy: *clears throat* um yea me and my girlfriend went to see that last night.
girl: wow...you dropped a girlfriend bomb..how lame.
Girl: yeah, so that's when i decided i wanted to see Iron Man.
Guy: *clears throat* um yea me and my girlfriend went to see that last night.
girl: wow...you dropped a girlfriend bomb..how lame.
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
Get the girlfriend bombmug. -A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.
-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.
-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.
-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
Get the Metrosexual-Shiftmug. Shop & Swap is the term used when speaking about the act of purchasing and returning clothing after one wear. Many people "shop and swap" after shopping at relatively or very expensive stores (ie; H&M, Abercrombie & Fitch, Neiman Marcus etc...)and purchasing clothes they want wear on dates, to school, clubs, parties and so fourth...but can't afford to keep. Label-whore's are known the engage in this practice to remain in keeping with trends but still able to actually afford to eat.
Though most stores consider it theft in the long run, many see no problem with and compare it to renting a tux.
Though most stores consider it theft in the long run, many see no problem with and compare it to renting a tux.
I was so stoked when I found out I could dress like Paris Hilton on a starving artists budget though shop & swap.
by urbanr0cker May 2, 2008
Get the shop & swapmug. Literally means: We're take Over The Fucking World. Typically written in shorthand as WTOtFW or wtoftw (...etc). Commonly used in people's Myspace names, who are often under the age of 16. Or in a band. It's not uncommon for this term to be seen in brackets "{ }" as an accompaniment to someone other myspace name.
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
Get the wtotfwmug. A colloquial term for rigours sexual intercourse.
Made popular by American musician Mickey Avalon, the phrase derives from a series of exercise videos actress Jane Fonda starred in during the early 1980's to mid 90's (1982-1995). To "Jane Fonda" means to engage in a through and exasperating workout. Thus refers to rough and/or tiring sex.
Made popular by American musician Mickey Avalon, the phrase derives from a series of exercise videos actress Jane Fonda starred in during the early 1980's to mid 90's (1982-1995). To "Jane Fonda" means to engage in a through and exasperating workout. Thus refers to rough and/or tiring sex.
by urbanr0cker May 7, 2008
Get the Jane Fondamug.