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spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons!

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005

F.a.S.b

Fetal Attack Squad Bitches
Name given to the female members of the F.a.S

jenna jo, kelci jo, sami jo, acst...j, rika suave, zena, heyn

by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2003

1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.

WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!

by Urban Dictionary January 18, 2008

Mad Dawg

Urban Legend.

Fear The Mad Dawg.

by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2004

Take him to the stacks

A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.

That patron is so hot, I'd take him to the stacks.

by Urban Dictionary August 30, 2008

stoner rock

Stoner Rock is a loosely termed genre of music that has heavy guitar riffs that are somewhat repetitive and hypnotic. It's closest relatives would be blues, rock, hard rock and metal (of all types). The music is choppy, bassy and almost always distorted to some degree with different types of vocals, mostly male, which tend to blend and harmonize with the music. The guitars are often tuned to D or open D to get that low sound of metal-like distortion that the standard E tuning doesn't offer. The term "stoner rock" most likely comes from the perceived association of smoking marijuana and the fans of this music. However, smoking marijuana is not necessary to enjoy the music. These are some of the bands considered to be stoner rock: T-Rex, Kyuss, Monster Magnet, Wolfmother, Black Sabbath, Fu Manchu, QOTSA.

Stoner Rock is fun to play on the guitar because of its simplicity in basic form; playing it is as simple as tuning the low E of your guitar down to D, then play the low D, A and D strings (the top three) open. From there, you can hit the 3rd fret and noodle the 5th fret on the same three strings - start playing this, while allowing the open strings to resonate between strums on the 3rd and 5th frets - you're playing the beginnings of Stoner Rock!

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2007

damasco

an apricot, slang- a spoiled stupid girl

Mike- Hey did you see Clarissa today?
Jon- Oh that Damasco girl again.

by Urban Dictionary July 10, 2007