Jackass

a great TV show on mtv that airs stunts. Nothing that has ever been aired on jackass (nevermind food stuff) is as crazy as stuff ive done. they skateboard off ramps, i bike onto moving vehicles. they ride wheelbarrows dowm some retarded hill, i ride some stupid shit but fast ass home-made car thing down the fastest hill in town. they might have had an injury, i play through two football games with a broken leg.
-ignorant person- whoa that show is insane!
-intelligent drew- nah, nothing they do is that dangerous
by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005
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Floating

The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)
Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already
by Urban Dictionary October 05, 2006
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horrorney

Usually a result of being whorney. It is the phenomenon of waking next to someone you find extermely appalling. sometimes it will result in a quit escape and in the worst cases vomiting. Tell tale signs are waking up somewhere you don't remember being and then looking at the person next to you and being filled with a strong feeling of terror or horror.
I opened my eyes to the ladytroll and threw up in my mouth a little. My feeling of horrorney was a direct result was last nights whornney.
by Urban Dictionary February 11, 2008
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smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.
After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.
by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008
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F.a.S

Fetal Attack Squad. All members are considered gods in most small countries like, well, canada and france mostly. initiations are secret(icyhot on ur balls) but very entertaining to watch ppl scream in pain. if u want to start a branch of the F.a.S contact me at though definitions of F.a.S. All french and candian half breed french mutts are excluded from this offer because we dotn allow hardcore fairies like that in.
Chadahooch, Suzie, Rieffer, Jibbs, Joo, Kip Fu, Squeeks, Itzakadoozie, Ham-L, Pickle 5-0, Rouge Leader, and Nasty Buttler
by Urban Dictionary June 05, 2003
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Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.
by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008
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behemoth

a beastly animal which is abnormally large.
by Urban Dictionary February 07, 2005
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