Guff

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.

Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.

by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003

Flarm

The flabby, tricep area that waves more than your arm when in motion.

When Kelly's favorite song came on, she got really excited while dancing and her flarms almost knocked me out.

by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2012

skivvies

Slang for underwear, generally mens trunks or briefs, but can also be applied to singlets or undershirts. Can also be applied to swimwear or other skimpy items of clothing.

Not to be confused with skivvy, a long-sleeved, tight-fitting shirt.

Seeing Joe in his skivvies is definitely an inspiration to spend more time at the beach.

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2006

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

by Urban Dictionary February 09, 2005

spark in my ass

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.

by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2007

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005