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The Most Elite Human On The Planet.
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My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.
by unknown April 16, 2005
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a dorky brother and his girlfriend who you suspect bean cows and are very touchy about cookies.

this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.
would you stop you stupid clit-ass foster mother.
by unknown May 31, 2004
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an evil scheme devised by the postal system so that packages intended to me sent to maine end up in maryland
that goddamn post office still can't tell the difference between an E and a D. idiots
by unknown August 4, 2003
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When either a male or female is fucked so hard, afterwards their guts/insides/uterus hurt really bad.
girl a: dang last night was definetly a gutfuck, my insides hurt

girl b: yeah, gutfuck for sure
by unknown June 16, 2006
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