Definitions by uniPORN

pedofail 

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.

Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat

pedofail by uniPORN March 13, 2009

Salon Fruit 

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

Salon Fruit by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Shitsense 

Nonsense, or something really stupid.

Stop talking shitsense and tell me what happened last night!

Shitsense by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Confuzzled 

In a terrible state on confusion.

PLEASE, don't use so many big words, you're making me confuzzled.

I don't know if he dumped me or not, I'm so confuzzled.

Confuzzled by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Bitchelorette Party

A bachelorette party where the bachelor(ette) is acting like a total bitch, whore, skank, etc.

Man, Jane had a total bitchelorette party last night. You should be glad you didn't go.

Bitchelorette Party by uniPORN February 7, 2009

Zigger 

A zebra that's more black than white

Charlie: So are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Jessica: I don't know, but where's the white on that one?
Charlie: I don't know, it must be a zigger.

Zigger by uniPORN February 7, 2009

Alpha-bomb 

Similar to the f-bomb, but when you get so damn pissed you use as many cuss words you can think of, in as many spaces left in the sentence physically possible. A delicate and imperssive art. Alpha-bomb battles are the best to listen to (:

Daniel: Damn man, Fran dropped the whole alpha-bomb on me last night.
Tom: What'd she say?
Daniel: Something like, "Fuck you fucking fucker! Go fucking fuck your fucked up fucking mom! Don't ever fucking fuck up my fucking life a-fucking-gain, fuckface! Now fucking get the fuck out of my motherfucking house, which you've fucking already fucked up al-fucking-ready! FUCKER!"
Tom: Damn. Harsh.

Alpha-bomb by uniPORN February 7, 2009