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Pedofail 

A phenomenon that occurs when a person over the age of consent engages in sexual intercourse with a person believed to also be over the age of consent, but later found to be a minor. The deception can occur multiple ways: the minor never discloses his/her age; the minor lies about his/her age; the perpetrator eyeballs the minor and deduces from the minor's physical features that he/she is over the age of consent; or most commonly, both persons become quite shitfaced and ignore age altogether.

A play on the word pedophile.

A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.
Guy A: I finally boned Steve's sister last night.

Guy B: You know she's 15 right?

*Silence*

Guy B: Pedofail.
Pedofail by Cali Cardoza February 3, 2009

pedofail 

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.
Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat
pedofail by uniPORN March 13, 2009

PedoFAIL 

A PedoFAIL is paedophile who has been arrested for paedophilia and has failed.
The fucking PedoFAIL got caught in my kids bedroom.
PedoFAIL by ZVK January 21, 2009

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

V.I.Pedofile 

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.
"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"
V.I.Pedofile by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014

pedofile 

A computer file containing child pornography.
His PC is full of pedofiles.
pedofile by Mr.Bukakke June 1, 2006

Pedofile  

A file on a computer that pedos use to store and save their child porn.
Uncle George "This pedofile has 455 MB! It's almost full. I'll have to start a new one soon."
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