unfunny minecraft player's definitions

dildo

I don’t think we can explain this here but it’s a pink phallic object.

“Hey dude, use dildos.”

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020

amogus

when the impostor is sus 😳😳😳😳😳

"hey, wanna see an amogus meme?"
"your humor is completely broken please get it fixed"

by unfunny minecraft player March 19, 2021

love

never had, never will

“No one loves me.”

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020

The F Word

Please, don’t say it!!!

Dude 1: “DON’T SAY THE F WORD”
Dude 2: “The F Word”

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020

Urban Dictionary

you’re too bored to actually search something useful up, right?

“I’m too bored so I’m gonna search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary.”

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020

Eminem

duh, the rapper

Eminem: "Guess who's back, back again"
Dude 1, watching his concert on TV: "I wish I could go to Eminem's concert."
yeah i had no idea where this was going 👍👍

by unfunny minecraft player October 4, 2022

define define

no u

“Hey dude, define define.”

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020