screwdriver

You never have the right ones.
I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.
by udusers1 August 11, 2010
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CCP

Short for the Chinese Communist Party (中国共产党, Zhōngguó Gòngchǎndǎng) - the sole ruling party of China since 1949 when Mao Zedong seized control of Beijing and established a one-party state (People's Republic of China). Founded as a communist/socialist party in 1921 and continues to label itself as such, but in practice has been described as running a more-or-less authoritarian capitalist state since the late 20th century. Arch nemesis of the Kuomintang (KMT), the former ruling party China from 1912 until it had to relocate to Taiwan where it currently resides and has dreams of one day taking China back from the CCP and overthrowing the officially communist regime.
by udusers1 October 21, 2023
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misanthropy

Distrust of mankind.

What happens when a person feels betrayed after realizing that their personal concept of morality isn't compatible with mankind, yet continues to cling to it as if they were in denial. Basically, many have been living in a Disney-esque bubble all their lives, only to be thrown into the real world with real problems.
Misanthropes, people who subscribe to misanthropy, are frequently people who simply feel betrayed after realizing that their happy-sounding belief that is incompatible with humanity.
by udusers1 May 02, 2013
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metro

1. Metrosexual
2. Urban rapid transit, commonly known as subway, tube, underground, metrorail.
1. He's a metro.
2. Take the metro line 1 to the airport.
by udusers1 July 17, 2010
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creampie

Man 1: "I ate a creampie today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Yeah. And it doesn't sound healthy either."
Man 1: "I know. I mean just dairy fat and crust. Next time I'll get a cupcake."
by udusers1 October 29, 2014
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korean bbq

The best barbecue there is. The food is cooked right in front of you on a searing metal grill.
Korean BBQ is AMAZING. Who couldn't enjoy stuff like bulgolgi and galbi?
by udusers1 September 03, 2013
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time

The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
by udusers1 October 09, 2012
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