Definitions by ud40

squelch 

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

squelch by ud40 February 23, 2005

Mersey Tunnel 

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

Mersey Tunnel by ud40 February 23, 2005

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

bags by ud40 February 23, 2005

ride the ripples 

To have sex with a very fat person.

Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples.

ride the ripples by ud40 February 23, 2005

Wonky Squaw 

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

Wonky Squaw by ud40 February 23, 2005

Boddies 

Slang name for Boddingtons, pale beer from Manchester.

Get that Boddies down your fucking neck and buy us another round!

Boddies by ud40 February 23, 2005

yorkie 

Extreme form of debagging typically performed as an initiation where a man's underpants are removed over his head without first removing his trousers. This involves a great deal of pain to the hapless victim until the crutch snaps and the item can be pulled upwards freely.

He's made it into the first fifteen. That's got to be worth 10 pints and a yorkie.

yorkie by ud40 February 23, 2005