Cigar

1. The object niggas use to look cool
2. A finished lollipop that has smoke coming out on the other end
3. The ultimate object that puts you on trigger
4. The object people need to suicide
5. The No1 thing people waste their money on
Chad: Guess what, people vape now

Joe: Really?
Chad: Yeah, bust me a cigar, I ran out
Joe: Nah mine is gone too man
They see a vape on the floor
Chad: MINE
Joe: MINE
Joe wins because he just smoked a cigar. He is on crack.
by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
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Suck me

The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.
Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*
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Life

98 year old: Life was amazing
Grandson: Really?
98 year old: NO YOU DIMWIT
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Fuck

The word that is actually useful to offend doofuses who think they are better than you but are actually CRINGE AS FUCK.
Timmy: Hey mother fucker
George: Fuck off you asshole
Timmy: Make me

George: If you don’t shut the fuck up you have to fuck with me in the car
Timmy: Stop being gay as fuck George the fucking LGBT thing has hypnotised your fucked up mind
George: Ok go then you are gay as fuck too you know
Timmy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!
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TV

The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries.
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object

Don’t buy a tv
Timothy is watching tv
Mother: GIMME THAT REMOTE

Father: NO ME
Sister: ME
Timothy: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH
by u wish u were me :) October 24, 2023
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Oh

1. When a moron realises his stupidity and can’t do anything about it

2. When you generally don’t give a fuck about something
Guy 1: It my bday today
Guy 2: Oh.
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Chick

One who you’d be willing suck ur dick with. They love ur penis and want to moan while you kiss their neck.
Timmy: That’s one hot chick
Girl: Come suck me then
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