Definitions by u wish u were me :)
Rick Astley
The deadest singer ever but still you download his damn Spotify playlist anyway.
If you read this get rickrolled mf
If you read this get rickrolled mf
Jinji: Wanna play Rick Astley
Jinju: Sure
*Never gonna give you up plays*
Jinji: Get rickrolled bitch
Jinju: I hate my life
Jinju: Sure
*Never gonna give you up plays*
Jinji: Get rickrolled bitch
Jinju: I hate my life
Rick Astley by u wish u were me :) October 24, 2023
The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries.
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object
Don’t buy a tv
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object
Don’t buy a tv
TV by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
Life
Life by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
1. When a moron realises his stupidity and can’t do anything about it
2. When you generally don’t give a fuck about something
2. When you generally don’t give a fuck about something
Oh by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
Cigar
1. The object niggas use to look cool
2. A finished lollipop that has smoke coming out on the other end
3. The ultimate object that puts you on trigger
4. The object people need to suicide
5. The No1 thing people waste their money on
2. A finished lollipop that has smoke coming out on the other end
3. The ultimate object that puts you on trigger
4. The object people need to suicide
5. The No1 thing people waste their money on
Chad: Guess what, people vape now
Joe: Really?
Chad: Yeah, bust me a cigar, I ran out
Joe: Nah mine is gone too man
They see a vape on the floor
Chad: MINE
Joe: MINE
Joe wins because he just smoked a cigar. He is on crack.
Joe: Really?
Chad: Yeah, bust me a cigar, I ran out
Joe: Nah mine is gone too man
They see a vape on the floor
Chad: MINE
Joe: MINE
Joe wins because he just smoked a cigar. He is on crack.
Cigar by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
Suck me
The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.
Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*
Suck me by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023
China
1. Arch nemesis of Japan
2. The country that makes everything (soon they’ll be making our fucking air)
3. Very Asian people
4. Xi Jinping’s disciples
5. SHING SHONG SHING LAND.
2. The country that makes everything (soon they’ll be making our fucking air)
3. Very Asian people
4. Xi Jinping’s disciples
5. SHING SHONG SHING LAND.
Guy from China: Let’s go to Japan
China President: You are going to prison for a long time buddy you said a forbidden word
Guy from China: * demands a fight*
*sumo wrestling fight begins ( I know it from Japan, I’m lazy)
China President: You are going to prison for a long time buddy you said a forbidden word
Guy from China: * demands a fight*
*sumo wrestling fight begins ( I know it from Japan, I’m lazy)
China by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023