Definitions by twistednick

ego tech 

A person or persons on a music tour or entertainment show that has no talent or trade and whos only purpose it to blow smoke up the artist's ass by telling them how great they are.

We had 10 busses on tour,2 guitar techs, sound man, and the rest were ego techs.
Ed McMahon was Jonny Carson's ego tech.

ego tech by twistednick December 28, 2009

sperm banker 

A woman or gay man that cruises the backstage area in search of giving oral gradification to any and all willing and able bodied persons

Don't kiss that one ,she's a sperm banker!

sperm banker by twistednick December 28, 2009

sprang 

Hair of a tight curley nature that is caught in sheets and bed linen that will not come out in normal washing.These could be pubic in nature or from the head of latin,hispanic, or african people.

I had to buy new sheets because I couldn't get the sprangs out.

sprang by twistednick December 28, 2009

tumbledreads

The sheaded bits if dread locks on the floor from rastas,pseudo-rastas,and faux-rastas that plug up the vacuum cleaner.

My vacuum burned up because it was packed full of tumbledreads.

tumbledreads by twistednick December 28, 2009

ass minor

the lower cheak that peeks out from under the wearers shorts, bathing suit, and or underwear.

she looks hot in that bathing suit but whats up with the ass minor hanging out the bottom

ass minor by twistednick December 25, 2009