Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.
Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.
Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.
by twilyth June 17, 2008
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A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.
When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.
A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.
When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.
Banker 1: Hey Joe, did you finish normalizing the risk distribution of the tranches for that CDO.
Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.
Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.
Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
by twilyth June 24, 2010
Get the CDAO mug.Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
by twilyth October 21, 2008
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