twilyth's definitions

fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

CDAO

collateralized dumb ass obligations

A CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic assets.

When the assets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back - ever - in this or any other universe - they become CDAOs.

Banker 1: Hey Joe, did you finish normalizing the risk distribution of the tranches for that CDO.

Banker 2: I'm not going to bother. It's a CDAO, so it's not worth the bother.

Banker 1: Booyah! Keep fuckin' that chicken.

by twilyth June 24, 2010

cuntentious

the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her shit.

So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this cuntentious bitch walks over and tells me to fuck myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some shit about how men weren't good enough to lick dog shit off of her shoes.

by twilyth February 21, 2010