twilyth's definitions

sphincterror

Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.

The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.

The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."

girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?

guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak

girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!

by twilyth September 23, 2009

cuntentious

the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her shit.

So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this cuntentious bitch walks over and tells me to fuck myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some shit about how men weren't good enough to lick dog shit off of her shoes.

by twilyth February 21, 2010

fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008