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Scot Cousins
Individuals with mothers that are sisters and share the same father. Could also apply to individuals with fathers that are brothers and share the same mother. High prevalence in the Lake District of Scotland.
Alvin and Blaine are often mistaken for twins because of their close resemblance, but they are in fact Scot cousins.
Scot Cousins by truckdriver September 12, 2011
Constitutionalist
How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.
Constitutionalist by Truckdriver March 21, 2010
TJAR
TJAR by Truckdriver March 21, 2010
inadfession
A contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. A statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the assertion can only be based on personal experience. An example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. Male A: Men masturbate all the time. There is no way women could possibly masturbate more than men. Female B: Women masturbate at least as much as men. Male A: Men masturbate four times a day. Female A: Women do it 10 times a day and can do it at their work cubicle without anyone noticing. In the preceding example Male A concedes in effect that he masturbates four times a day. Female A states in effect that she masturbates 10 times a day and from time-to-time does so at the work place.
Louisa made quite the inadfession when she asserted that “women” like their partners to gently caress their clitoris with the thumb while aggressively banging them with their index and middle fingers.
inadfession by Truckdriver December 30, 2009
repugnym
Common words or expressions of distasteful origin. These are generally listed in two categories, exclamatives and homophones.
Exclamative repugnyms are generally acceptable abbreviations of vulgar expressions. Examples of exclamative repugnyms: 1) “mother” from “mother fucker.” 2) “suck” from “cock sucker.”
Homophonic repugnyms were started as tasteless jokes. Because the terms had utility and the tasteless origins were largely obscure, they became common descriptors. Examples of homophonic repugnyms: 1) cockpit; 2) manhole and manhole cover; 3) mail (male) box; 4) Palm Pilot.
Exclamative repugnyms are generally acceptable abbreviations of vulgar expressions. Examples of exclamative repugnyms: 1) “mother” from “mother fucker.” 2) “suck” from “cock sucker.”
Homophonic repugnyms were started as tasteless jokes. Because the terms had utility and the tasteless origins were largely obscure, they became common descriptors. Examples of homophonic repugnyms: 1) cockpit; 2) manhole and manhole cover; 3) mail (male) box; 4) Palm Pilot.
The repugnym was all to familiar to the pilot who laughingly told the passengers that he would be in the cockpit during the flight.
repugnym by Truckdriver November 28, 2009
lispian
A male with a speech affect that creates the impression that the individual may be a homosexual. A lispian may or may not be gay.
Don't bother he's just a lispian.
lispian by Truckdriver June 10, 2009
pull it sir prize
The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."
pull it sir prize by Truckdriver April 26, 2009