truckdriver's definitions

Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009

inadfession

A contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. A statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the assertion can only be based on personal experience. An example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. Male A: Men masturbate all the time. There is no way women could possibly masturbate more than men. Female B: Women masturbate at least as much as men. Male A: Men masturbate four times a day. Female A: Women do it 10 times a day and can do it at their work cubicle without anyone noticing. In the preceding example Male A concedes in effect that he masturbates four times a day. Female A states in effect that she masturbates 10 times a day and from time-to-time does so at the work place.

Louisa made quite the inadfession when she asserted that “women” like their partners to gently caress their clitoris with the thumb while aggressively banging them with their index and middle fingers.

by Truckdriver December 30, 2009

pull it sir prize

semen

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

lispian

A male with a speech affect that creates the impression that the individual may be a homosexual. A lispian may or may not be gay.

Don't bother he's just a lispian.

by Truckdriver June 10, 2009

Constitutionalist

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.

Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?

by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

Scot Cousins

Individuals with mothers that are sisters and share the same father. Could also apply to individuals with fathers that are brothers and share the same mother. High prevalence in the Lake District of Scotland.

Alvin and Blaine are often mistaken for twins because of their close resemblance, but they are in fact Scot cousins.

by truckdriver September 12, 2011

dict

verb

Having a valid submission to Urban Dictionary rejected.

Although Walt's term was valid and his definition was accurate, he still got dict by the Urban Dictionary.

by Truckdriver April 19, 2009