hussy

a metal canister that is placed under the blankets of a bed to make it warm, also used to describe a whore or slut... ect.
that hussy could warm my bed anytime. (haha)
by tristan March 28, 2005
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frealz

Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am
by Tristan August 30, 2003
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kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.
Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.
by Tristan September 11, 2003
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biolotician

A person engaged in the study of biology
Boofhead is a biolotician
by tristan October 25, 2004
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INAD

INAD is an acronym for 'I Need Attention Disorder'. Examples of INAD can be seen in any crowded place, and amongst any group of people. Typically the signs of INAD are first noticed in small children in supermarkets, where they tend to run around screaming or generally irritate shoppers by shouting arguments or pleas with their parents.

It is thought that INAD is caused mainly by ingestion of high doses of E numbers, especially those found in cheap processed foods. Possibly by E101 to E131 and E200 series, Also known to cause hyperactivity are the colours E128 (red) and E133 (blue). These colours are possibly what gives children Blue Smartie Syndrome

INAD can also be induced socially by normally involved people feeling shunned by the conversation. This can lead to them exhibiting INAD as a form of distraction as they steer the conversation round to a subject they can lead in.

Some people are naturally prone to INAD, while others rarely suffer from it.

Those afflicted with INAD generally calm down once they're back to the centre of attention. Possible cures for INAD are restrictions on the smmounts of E numbers consumed, and absolute isolation. The latter may induce fatal depression in those natually prone to INAD.
"Widened eyes, loudened voice, more body movement, he/she shows all the signs of INAD"


"My God, will that kid stop it with the INAD"
by Tristan March 20, 2005
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Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.
"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner
by Tristan October 22, 2003
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Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.
Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.
by Tristan November 25, 2003
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