navel hider

A penis thats so big it hides your navel
I asked me sister if i had a big dick. She said its a navel hider
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glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.
Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.
by tory borty August 27, 2013
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Gaylifornia

A nickname for California due to its high gay lesbian, bisexual and transgender population
by tory borty December 27, 2012
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LMTO

For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off
I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me
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the purpose of life

Love.

There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.

Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.

In other words, love is what makes the world go round
the purpose of life is love
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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woodman

1. a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff
I got myself into an embaressing woodman situation this morning
by tory borty December 24, 2012
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love

The greatest thing in the world

The most powerful thing in the world

the purpose of life
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