LMTO

For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off
I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me
by tory borty May 11, 2013
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the purpose of life

Love.

There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.

Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.

In other words, love is what makes the world go round
the purpose of life is love
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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woodman

1. a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff
I got myself into an embaressing woodman situation this morning
by tory borty December 24, 2012
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Christcentric

A biased Christian point of view
Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?
by tory borty November 14, 2012
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poleman

A shameless man or boy who doesn't care if people notice his erection
Thats a true poleman. He had a huge boner if front of his mom and didn't even hide it.
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MG

abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.
When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family
by tory borty May 07, 2013
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below barber

someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).
it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first
by tory borty November 16, 2013
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