73 definitions by tory borty

mythbrain

1. Someone who ignorantly suggests all other religions are untrue without having thoroughly studied others religions in depth

2. Someone who says all other gods (or goddesses) are false except his own and keeps a straight face

That mythbrain thinks his religion is the only true religion

by tory borty December 24, 2012

straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

censorship

An admission that you have lost an argument or debate.

She knew i had the upperhand in the debate, so she resorted to censorship

by tory borty December 27, 2012

hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

by tory borty November 8, 2013

bi joke

jokes about bisexual people

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!

by tory borty April 25, 2013

age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example

a) Pensioners who want to continue working

b) People who sexually interested in minors

c) teens who seek to lower the voting age

She might be underage, but age is just a number

by tory borty December 31, 2013

mobot

An athletic achievement

That was really and truly a mobot what you did on the track

by tory borty December 20, 2013