King size ass

An ass that is bigger than xxl
by Topless clown spanker June 26, 2009
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satisfaction street

Bob hated his sexless marriage so he went to go do his duty on satisfaction street.
by topless clown spanker January 02, 2010
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undercover hippo

An obese woman spying on her husband
When I looked out my window I saw an undercover hippo peeking into someone's motorhome.
by topless clown spanker July 05, 2009
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Booty Spaghetti

Booty Spaghetti is when spaghetti comes out of that pussy, tomatoe sauce squirts out of that clit, and meat balls pop out of that booty hole. Just grab a fork out of that ass cheek and chow down!!!
A good way to see if your girlfriend is Italian is to see if she makes booty spaghetti.
by topless clown spanker July 29, 2011
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Homeless Burrito

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.
by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009
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Horny Burrito

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.
by Topless Clown Spanker June 21, 2009
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Topless Clown

At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.
by Topless clown spanker June 21, 2009
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