tophieCC's definitions

mile high salad

similar to the "mile high club" but instead of sex you just simply get your salad tossed.

Hey baby you wanna go make a mile high salad cause I got a whole lot of ranch for you.

by tophieCC September 26, 2009

coochie lines

the lines starting from your hip bones and they curve in thus forming your breath taking coochie.....in a good or bad way.

Honey please pull your shirt back down cause your coochie lines are showing!

by tophieCC September 26, 2009

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

alley oop

when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop

I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010

plunge

the act of stretching your boner through the back of your legs so it is right below the ass cheeks and then jack off while its behind you like a tail. this act when in motion looks like your plunging your anus. it may also be referred to as "fluffing your garfield."

(bill)I got rejected again tom.

(tom) ah man im sorry to hear that. would you like me to plunge you off?

(bill)no thanks,i'll hit up pang instead.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010

dingle bunny

a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.

Man after gym class I took my whitey tighteys off and found an ass amount of dingle bunnys.

by tophieCC August 31, 2010

MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female

On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010