plunge

the act of stretching your boner through the back of your legs so it is right below the ass cheeks and then jack off while its behind you like a tail. this act when in motion looks like your plunging your anus. it may also be referred to as "fluffing your garfield."
(bill)I got rejected again tom.

(tom) ah man im sorry to hear that. would you like me to plunge you off?

(bill)no thanks,i'll hit up pang instead.
by tophieCC September 15, 2010
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goober

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.
by tophieCC May 03, 2010
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Penis Butter

when you have swamp ass and from under cheese and it mixes together.
In gym class I had so much Penis Butter cooking up,it started to smell and drip.

Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!

Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
by tophieCC September 03, 2009
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mile high salad

similar to the "mile high club" but instead of sex you just simply get your salad tossed.
Hey baby you wanna go make a mile high salad cause I got a whole lot of ranch for you.
by tophieCC September 26, 2009
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figgy

the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
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pure fart

when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.
After dinner I released a wicked pure fart.



You heard that? Thats all pure my friend.
by tophieCC February 11, 2009
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gusher

when you pop the cherry of a vagina and/or butthole of a person and it gushes out blood and it resembles a gusher snack
Some people call it a gusher but my grandson likes to call mine a midnight snack.
by tophieCC May 03, 2010
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