Definitions by tophieCC
goober
when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
ring of fire
the anus of a young freckled ginger boy or ginger girl who doesnt seem to mind the clutter. and by clutter i mean a big chunk of red butthole hairs. as big as a thing of lettuce yet as red as raw hamburger meat.
Bro did you see paul dress out in the locker room? Ya his ring of fire was showing and it wasnt pretty to be honest it looked like either your uncle calvani got hot sauce on his mustache or he made a smoothie made out of clifford the big red dogs fur and the sauce that drips from your bootyhole while doing madlibs. Ya I wish he would wear underwear because to me it looks like a red husky went down a slip n slide.
ring of fire by tophieCC April 21, 2010
grocery shopping
slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.
Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.
grocery shopping by tophieCC April 21, 2010
figgy
the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer by tophieCC March 11, 2010
golden blumpkin
the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
golden blumpkin by tophieCC March 11, 2010
mile high salad
mile high salad by tophieCC September 26, 2009