tophieCC's definitions
the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
Get the figgymug. a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.
by tophieCC August 31, 2010
Get the dingle bunnymug. when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.
I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.
I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.
Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?
Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
by tophieCC September 3, 2009
Get the Vagina Jellymug. when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
by tophieCC May 3, 2010
Get the goobermug. when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female
On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.
by tophieCC May 3, 2010
Get the MANnedmug.