golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.
by tophieCC March 12, 2010
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Penis Butter

when you have swamp ass and from under cheese and it mixes together.
In gym class I had so much Penis Butter cooking up,it started to smell and drip.

Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!

Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
by tophieCC September 03, 2009
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alley oop

when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop
I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.
by tophieCC September 16, 2010
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plunge

the act of stretching your boner through the back of your legs so it is right below the ass cheeks and then jack off while its behind you like a tail. this act when in motion looks like your plunging your anus. it may also be referred to as "fluffing your garfield."
(bill)I got rejected again tom.

(tom) ah man im sorry to hear that. would you like me to plunge you off?

(bill)no thanks,i'll hit up pang instead.
by tophieCC September 16, 2010
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pure fart

when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.
After dinner I released a wicked pure fart.



You heard that? Thats all pure my friend.
by tophieCC February 12, 2009
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dingle bunny

a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.
Man after gym class I took my whitey tighteys off and found an ass amount of dingle bunnys.
by tophieCC August 29, 2010
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figgy

the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.
Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
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