P.A.N.T.S.

Pointless
Abbreviation of
Nothing
That's
Special

lbd

How the hell did lbd (which is pointless) get word of the day? It's P.A.N.T.S.

by Toothpaste Salad July 24, 2009

reurbanisation

the process of returning back to urban dictionary after being away from it for a long time.

I hadn't been here for 2 weeks but after my reurbanisation I haven't left.

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.

Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.

Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

Andreas

the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.

If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.

Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing.

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

Out of Date

When you leave a relationship alone for awhile and then you either both meet and agree that it is over or you are dumped and really don't care since you haven't seen the other person in so long anyway.

John was dating Naomi but didn't see or talk to her so the relationship went out of date when they ran into each other last week after two months apart.

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.

E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.

by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009