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skitionary

the term to describe the mass writing of new words to urban dictionary in one sitting until it starts to become really boring (however funny) and reminds you of when you were really ill.
After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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Stationary starvation

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.
Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.
by PWS27 April 8, 2017
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Urban Sextionary

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.
Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.
by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020
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urban shitionary

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.
Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post
by Soulwalrus May 20, 2009
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Spictionary

A spanish-english translation dictionary, mainly used in spanish class.
Me: Shit, what's the word for window?
Erik:I have no fucking clue.
Danny: It's ventana.
Me: Shut the fuck up Danny, i already found it in my spictionary.
by Ryan McLaurin September 7, 2005
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Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
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The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"
by Conmad25 February 19, 2009
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