tom's definitions

Borch

Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.

I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.

by Tom December 13, 2003

buttered bun

The private parts of a woman who has already had sexual intercourse with someone else

I had sex with Mary after the party, but I don't normally want a buttered bun.

by Tom June 6, 2003

Souvlakia

Its a country in the middle east. right next to Iraqdonalds and Kababastan

I went to SOUVLAKIA for a holiday it was fun

by Tom January 4, 2005

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

butterfinger

when a guy cums on his fingers and fingers a chick in her butt.

Drew butterfingered this chick last night.

by tom January 9, 2004

fandabilous

slightly better than fabulous, e.g the smae as exelent

that coat is fandabilous

by tom May 13, 2005

Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

by Tom February 21, 2004