tom's definitions
by Tom June 17, 2003
Get the Pull an office spacemug. A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.
by Tom March 5, 2004
Get the blown outmug. The main soldier in Bowser's army. They originally walked on all fours, but now walk upright and wear boots.
by Tom May 21, 2004
Get the koopa troopamug. Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.
by Tom May 3, 2004
Get the rudeboymug. The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others
by Tom July 10, 2003
Get the Sadistmug. hee hee i'm schizophrenic!............SHMELK!!!!
by tom November 11, 2003
Get the shmelkmug. by Tom December 28, 2003
Get the fwackoommug.