tom's definitions

Pull an office space

When a person quickly switches jobs, from a corporate environment to a construction-related job.

Chris pulled an office space when he became a contractor.

by Tom June 17, 2003

blown out

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

by Tom March 5, 2004

koopa troopa

The main soldier in Bowser's army. They originally walked on all fours, but now walk upright and wear boots.

Stomp those Koopa troopas!

by Tom May 21, 2004

rudeboy

Also known as: Human vulgaris twatis. Other terms include chav, rude, townie, or 'Donald Ducks,'as my old Dad calls them.
Defined as: An unpleasant male creature, decked in a strangely positioned cap,who is extremely tall and skinny and with a terribly hickey mauled neck, given to them by their 'beeatch.' This beeatch is not the entrance to the proverbial hive, but a female creature of the same species, prone to bizzare outburst such as 'wotyoulookinatorsumfink.'
Famous(infamous ruders): Vicky Pollard......and she's an impression so really...there's no one ....is there? Thank God. Oh besides that guy from the Streets.

You lookin at my gel? She's well fit innit! Was you saying she was fit? You dur'y greb

by Tom May 3, 2004

Sadist

The deriving of sexual gratification or the tendency to derive sexual gratification from inflicting pain or emotional abuse on others

by Tom July 10, 2003

shmelk

a randomly generated word

hee hee i'm schizophrenic!............SHMELK!!!!

by tom November 11, 2003

fwackoom

To destroy with a really impressively cool magic attack.

"Look! I'm fwackooming your king!"

by Tom December 28, 2003