Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
by tnt May 01, 2003
Get the Ballsacking mug.Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
by tnt May 01, 2003
Get the Brown Bagging mug.Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable
(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"
by TNT May 25, 2004
Get the moyd mug.When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by tnt May 01, 2003
Get the Couch Bombing mug.When making out with one's bitch, the sir places his hands on the bitch's leg and comes upward higher and higher until his hand fully encompasses the bitch's ass. The best situation that sir can do this is with a bitch in a maid outfit and a lacy skirt on the bottom.
by TNT June 25, 2004
Get the High Tide mug.Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
by tnt May 01, 2003
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Bitch out, bitched out, bitching out, bitches out
To discontinue social obligations under false pretenses
Bitch out, bitched out, bitching out, bitches out
To discontinue social obligations under false pretenses
by TNT November 03, 2004
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