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forumpaard 

A forumpaard is someone that should think for you. Cause it has a large
head and someone you can blame if something
goes wrong.
The current Forumpaard = TNT
forumpaard by Highway March 10, 2005
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Frumptard 

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress
Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)
Frumptard by dvst8r February 25, 2011

Frumptard 

Someone who takes forever answering texts! Even if you ask them a question that needs to be answered right away they will still take forever to answer or not answer at all. Or someone who does not stay on topic at all and if you ask them something and then another thing they will totally forget about what you were talking about in the first place. Also someone who just answers with a tongue face (:P) to a HUGE conversation you were just having. Also Known As: someone just being a jerk.
*Example 1*
Person 1: Hey, when are you coming back to visit?
(2 hours later....)
Person 2: Umm... i dont know..
Person 1: Really? It took you that long to just say i dont know...? You are a frumptard..
(3 hours later...)
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Nevermind..
(Doesnt text them anymore..)
*Example 2*
Person 1: When are you going to the party?
Person 2: 9 i think.
Person 1: Are you going with anyone?
Person 1: Are you taking anything?
Person 2: A couple drinks.
Person 1: Ok. What about the other thing i asked..?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I asked you something..?
Person 2: You did...?
Person 1: -_- nevermind.. you are such a frumptard.
*Example 2*
Person 1: I dont know if i should move to another place cuz im really sick of it here and everyone doesnt get anything..
Person 2: I would just get out if i were you..
Person 1: Should i though? like this is just making me miserable and i just dont know what to do..
Person 2: :P
Person 1: Stop being a frumptard!!
Frumptard by 20Meh20 September 28, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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