sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 13, 2004

sporkier

The state of being more 'sporky' than someone.

Tito is far sporkier than everyone, because he's so sporky.

by Tito May 13, 2004

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

by Tito May 13, 2004

tomislav

Croatian alpha-male

That Tomislav, he likes to get do it Balkan style

by Tito May 13, 2003

double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety

tito has only a level 2 double chop

by tito December 31, 2004

tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.

by Tito September 19, 2003

what?

Overused,annoying word on every college campus inspired by Dave Chapelle's inpression of Lil Jon

Amy Fabreeze: WHAT?
Me: Shut the fuck up! It's old!

by Tito March 24, 2004