tito's definitions

kick in the vagina

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.

Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::

by Tito March 14, 2004

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.

by Tito September 18, 2003

applecore

Something Bryan and Rick (see: Tdog/T-Money/Tito) made up.

Bryan: Dude have you heard of Appleseed Cast?
Tito: Nah, what is that shit, Applecore?
Bryan: HAHAHAAH, u fuckin man!!
Tito: .....

by Tito May 3, 2003

umlaught

another word for a mutherfucker

you can say dede you are a fucking umlaught!

by tito February 5, 2003

truper muper

awesome, cooL, amazing...

that fornt sus is truper muper.

by tito November 26, 2004