sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.
Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?
by Tito May 13, 2004
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sporkier

The state of being more 'sporky' than someone.
Tito is far sporkier than everyone, because he's so sporky.
by Tito May 13, 2004
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sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.
He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.
by Tito May 13, 2004
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tomislav

That Tomislav, he likes to get do it Balkan style
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double chop

Another powerful attack (See: thunderkick) of the martial arts variety
tito has only a level 2 double chop
by tito December 31, 2004
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tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.
by Tito September 19, 2003
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what?

Overused,annoying word on every college campus inspired by Dave Chapelle's inpression of Lil Jon
Amy Fabreeze: WHAT?
Me: Shut the fuck up! It's old!
by Tito March 24, 2004
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